January 2011
December 2010
Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is...
– Rorschach(Watchmen)
THE GAME
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Why don’t you believe in God? I get that question all the time. I always try to give a sensitive, reasoned answer. This is usually awkward, time consuming and pointless. People who believe in God don’t need proof of his existence, and they certainly don’t want...
That awkward moment when someone tries to insult...
NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT MARY JANE MEANS WHY WAS...
ALSO STEALING THE THING WITH QUESTIONS THAT BUNNY...
2010: In The Beginning
1. Where did you go on New Years?: I think I was at my house
2. Who were you with?: mah family
3. Did you kiss anyone on New Years?: family
4. Did you make any resolutions?: nope
2010: All about YOU
1. Did you change at all this year?: very much so more than I thought possible
2. Did you dye your hair?: yup
3. Did you get your hair cut?: once and will do so very...
DO PEOPLE REALLY CARE ABOUT GETTING FELT UP AT THE AIRPORT BY THE AIRPORT SECURITY CAUSE I DONT AND I DONT SEE WHY OTHER PEOPLE DO… OR MAYBE THATS JUST CAUSE I GO TO ND AND I GET FELT UP DAILY BY MY FRIENDS…
everyone is talking about the new login page..
watchmelove:
and i’m just sitting here like:
you guys sign out?
okay to all of the people at school that reject my...
partypeoplesayheil:
you’ll lower your guard one day and ill touch your pretty face
HEHEHEHE
HAS ANYONE ELSE REALIZED WE ARE HALFWAY THROUGH THIS SCHOOL YEAR?!?!?! I CAN TELL I AM GONNA CRY ON THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!
So let me get this STRAIGHT: Larry King is getting...
Congress overturned “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” and I’m very excited. Civil rights...
– Joan Rivers (Submitted by imrussian)